Al-Hayat Media Centre

ISIS owned media company, infamous for their openings on nasheeds or videos. Simply

AL-HAYAT MEDIA CENTRE PRESENTS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🏴🏳️🏴

John (kafir) I hate Al-Hayat!! They're nasheeds are ass!
Abu-Bakr Ibn Mohammad Zayed Shawarma Eater the Third: AL-HAYAT MEDIA CENTRE PRESENTS 🗣️🔥

by TheSwagMessiah December 27, 2023

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024

Cherry Cream Ale

When you have sex with a full can of beer until ejaculation, then give it to your significant other.

GF: Hey babe do we have anything to drink?
You: Just some Cherry Cream Ale's, you want one?
GF: What's that? I don't remember us getting that, but sure.
You: Alright give me a few minutes, and turn up the TV.

by fufck January 15, 2024

Al the Cutie Pie

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER

Hey look, it’s Al

Woah, it really is Al the Cutie Pie

Yeah…she’s so cute!!

by King Tea January 20, 2024

Enterprise, AL

Home to the Boll Weevel and a really good high school. Lots of drugs and gang warfare!

James: *What city do you live in*
Raged E-Barbs: *Boll Weevel*
James: *Oh no*
Come to Enterprise to get robbed :D
Enterprise, AL is a city where there is a downtown and a statue.

by taxthepoor:D January 23, 2024

Scanny Al

An Al that scans

wow who scanned this document its so well done

it was scanny al

by scanner69 November 6, 2023

Ali Al- Hamadi

The greatest man alive. If you even dare to compare him with Pessi or Ronaldo, well, lets say that youre lucky you aren't near me.

Person with L ball knowledge: "Ali Al- Hamadi isn't the GOAT"
Smart person: "You support MK Dons man stfu 💀💀💀

by DFVZAHg r\g November 8, 2023