Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie

"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

Grass tank

An individual whom consumes large amounts of marijuana.

That girl smokes so much pot, she is a grass tank!

by Mdawgy September 6, 2017

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023