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You're Not Perfect.

"You're Not Perfect."

-Whatever That Creature Was.
by Petah Griffin February 21, 2021
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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you're a ham

by john caliber August 1, 2022
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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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You're so sweet

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.
Girl: Thank you! You're so sweet.
Bro: Don't fall for it, you're not shit to her.
by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023
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You're Fish

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."
"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"
by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022
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