Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

Silly Willy by 1ob December 19, 2017

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dry willy

when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy.

jennys asleep... lets give her the old dry willy. then we can bitchslap that ho

dry willy by click January 18, 2003

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Free Willy, the

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.

When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!

Free Willy, the by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

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Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010