Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024

Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken

Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn

by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021