Uncle Daddy

A man who is willing to do all the ‘fun stuff’ with his own children, but does not partake in the basic day to day responsibilities, just like the fun uncle that comes over and plays with the kids, then gets to go home childless.

“I fed the kids, gave them baths and went to the PTA meeting today while you are over here playing Uncle Daddy.”

“He doesn’t help me with the kids at all, Joan, but the kids LOVE him because he’s so much fun. He’s such an Uncle Daddy.”

by kkole21 January 9, 2021

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Bob's Your Uncle

Things are easy. Historyically, comes from when you are related to victorian Royalty. Specifically, Robert Cecil.

Don't like your position in life, get your things, head to the castle, and (remember) Bob's your Uncle.

by andy1234 May 23, 2007

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

Ur uncle queer

Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.

Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*

by 817.Nibba March 12, 2018

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019