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Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
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Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out
Me and my girl love to Unicorn
by Bopstroya January 13, 2025
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Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome
Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”
by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024
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Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken
Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn
by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019
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unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus
My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.
by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020
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Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.
Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?
by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011
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