Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation

"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."

by peteypab November 6, 2013

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

skibidi Toilet Syndrome

"skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is often referred to individuals who constantly bring up memes and humor as a conversation topic. individuals with this syndrome view conversations a completely different way then we do. they constantly look for hints of satire and sarcasm to leech on to and repeat or do something of use. individuals with this syndrome may also commonly bring up a new popular memes or topic. this is most common in toddlers who spend more then 5 hours on the internet a day.
some nicknames for this Syndrome are: "frontal lobe humorism disorder (FLHD)" and "meme-sarcasmia personality disorder"

Eric: hey wsup man!
Tim: Youtubers in thumbnails be like "OH MY GOD"
Eric: ...okay?
Tim: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE ERIC!
Eric: you have "skibidi Toilet Syndrome" or something dude?
Tim: SKIBIDI BOP BOP YES YES

by wuppadoReal September 21, 2023