dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

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fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

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Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

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Delfi Dave is the highest form of humour in the cutedelfi twitch community.

Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.

Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.

Delfi Dave
Delfi and dave, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

by twonk on my stronk January 31, 2025

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