The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
by JordanMichael September 12, 2011
Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.
*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."
by Moprah March 07, 2018
To screw up really bad.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
by blake dremmel August 11, 2008
Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
by burntille November 03, 2020
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When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
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