A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
by Anomanomanomanom August 19, 2021
Faux Marijuana:
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...
D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...
D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 02, 2019
by Scifisloth November 27, 2023
The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!
When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.
by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022
Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015
Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 09, 2024
by Happy95 January 15, 2022