Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends

Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

Thunder crack

Morbidly obese woman’s asscrack

Damn that bitch got a thunder crack

by MG Squints January 2, 2022

War thunder enjoyer

A degenerate cunt who spends hours of his days grinding a shit game that nobody but themselves care about, they spend hundreds of dollars in this game but insist it's not pay to win.

These creatures never see woman, or the sky. The only human interaction they have is on the way to the bathroom to shit, and when they get food from their canteen.

You will never see someone smiling while playing this game.

Dude jhon is such a war thunder enjoyer.

Oh he must know what the touch of a woman feels like

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Majestic Thunder

The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003

Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)

by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016

thunder chump

An insult used between wrestlers, ususally bears, in a derogatory manor. Likened to a more serious and offensive term of "chump".

"You're going down, thunder chump."

by Piptro April 8, 2017

Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.

last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.

by jigglebit April 19, 2021

Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017