Peanut

A peanut is a type of food used at bars and sport’s games as well as a nut that some people develop an allergy to. Sometimes people call each other peanut.

“Hey dude, wanna go eat some peanuts?” Asked James. “Sure!” Said Brody

by HazeNut June 29, 2020

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173

"Peanut is our lord and savior."

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Peanut

OUR lord and savior, dubbed SCP-173 by the SCP foundation

"Praise the Peanut"
"Stop staring at The Holy Peanut"

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Peanut

When you take a piss and nut at the same time

Oh my god, that head was so good. She made me peanut.

by Logano224 August 17, 2020

peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020