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keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command
keis is a god
your mom knows keis
by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021
mugGet the keismug.

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.
YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!
by rikoxhet July 6, 2018
mugGet the Attack Keysmug.

Key

bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting
oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning
by msnami August 23, 2022
mugGet the Keymug.

Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.
Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch
by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020
mugGet the Key Divemug.

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries
by Ndran July 22, 2017
mugGet the dean keysmug.

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 8, 2023
mugGet the elevator key crazymug.

key

i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.
Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
by joodicles October 7, 2022
mugGet the keymug.

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