What is the correct name for a co-worker who doesn't do any actual work?
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)
Magdalene is a verbal cascade during meetings but
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.
by OzoneBoy October 17, 2018
Get the co-personmug. by bögnegro12 December 12, 2022
Get the british personmug. this is a person that everyone knows, but isn't friends with. not to be confused with the popular people. like, the person you hear about all the time but never meet them/interact w/ them (just to eventually meet them)
Friend: OH yeah my friend Teby said the same thing!
Rando: Who tf is teby I hear about them from everyone
Friend: oh they're a pretty Common Person
Rando: Who tf is teby I hear about them from everyone
Friend: oh they're a pretty Common Person
by tebytoby<3 May 28, 2022
Get the Common Personmug. by goneout2 May 7, 2009
Get the Personal Primetimemug. Someone who is very tall with black patchy hair. Must also have a reverse widows peak. Huge kosher dong.
by Hugejewdong October 6, 2020
Get the Unathletic personmug. You name in ALL Capital letters: A artificial person or "Corporate person" an entity that is only the "STRAWMAN" a legal fiction for the function of LAW Only!
You name in upper and lower case means you are a "Natural person"
Yet corporations are ALSO call "Person" have right sometime more then Human do
You name in upper and lower case means you are a "Natural person"
Yet corporations are ALSO call "Person" have right sometime more then Human do
by AgEnTmoLdER July 8, 2010
Get the natural personmug. A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.
Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.
Aaron: You sound like a template person!!
Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.
Aaron: You sound like a template person!!
by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014
Get the template personmug.