The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.
Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.
"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"
"Alabama. I got family there."
"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"
"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"
"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."
"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"
"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."
"Let's do some cousin fucking"
"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."
"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."
( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")
"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"
"Alabama. I got family there."
"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"
"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"
"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."
"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"
"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."
"Let's do some cousin fucking"
"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."
"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."
( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")
"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
by Third World Sam December 19, 2024
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2- Parent's step-second-cousin.
3- Step-second-cousin's child.
4- Second-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-2C1R.
2- Parent's step-second-cousin.
3- Step-second-cousin's child.
4- Second-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-2C1R.
My step-second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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septuple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the first-cousin-four-times-removedmug. fourth-cousin-once-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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2- Child of paternal aunt (father's sister) and of maternal uncle (mother's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of maternal aunt (mother's sister) and of paternal uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
4- Nibling (biological) of mother and of father at the same time.
5- Two parents's nibling.
6- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
7- Double-first-cousin.
8- Double-1C.
2- Child of paternal aunt (father's sister) and of maternal uncle (mother's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of maternal aunt (mother's sister) and of paternal uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
4- Nibling (biological) of mother and of father at the same time.
5- Two parents's nibling.
6- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
7- Double-first-cousin.
8- Double-1C.
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's child.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's child.
My third-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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