Reverse Glass Bottom Boat

The act of shitting on someones face, then wrapping their head with saran wrap to smush the shit all over thier face. A perverse sexual move more prevalent in the African-American community.

Marcus found out his ho was sleepin with his homeboy, so he reverse glass bottom boated that bitch right after he gave her a flaming wally.

by Phil Hackney September 8, 2006

glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

shrimp boat 1st mate

some one who hasnt yet mastered the art of shrimping

Ted maybe one day youll be captn of the shrimp boat like Nick, until then youre just the shrimp boat 1st mate

by Tomr August 16, 2006

Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017

Dutch Rug Oven Boat

Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>

Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.

"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020