cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat

I’m a dirty bat fastard

by Rhys bond November 07, 2017

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 10, 2023

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 18, 2011

Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.

Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.

by Batman247 September 01, 2022

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 April 27, 2018

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017