Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. Super lit alpha lexa is a child that had to be aborted. She is annoying and calls everyone a monkey.
She's hated by half of tiktoks population
She's hated by half of tiktoks population
Child: Mom, i became super lit alpha lexa
Mom: You are not my son.
Child 2: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a meta quest 3 for your reward
Mom: You are not my son.
Child 2: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a meta quest 3 for your reward
by hihowareyou111 July 10, 2024
Get the Super lit alpha lexamug. She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.
by anonymous October 22, 2025
Get the Alpha Galmug. An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.
"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"
by Melloj1 October 6, 2022
Get the Try-hard Alpha wannabemug. Someone who is Building A #NFT Project W/ A Public & Proven Team w/ 10 Figure Business Track Record + Next Gen Art & Utility
by coinstobills November 7, 2021
Get the Alphamug. by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025
Get the Alpha Chi Rhomug. 