pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 18, 2010
A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.
by Panty droppa December 25, 2015
by mrmeanor November 15, 2015
It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.
1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.
Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out
*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out
*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 08, 2019
Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.
by Brocke June 26, 2005
by Blue Mountain February 17, 2012
by Clay White December 26, 2003