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Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019
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chai-jack

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
by Songstress May 20, 2008
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Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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Jack Russell

Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.

Or:

Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016
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jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.
billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
by olyshit December 18, 2010
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jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.
Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!
by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017
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fantasy jack

To masturbate (jack off) while fantasizing about doing it with a specific person.
Yeah... actually I have fantasy jacked her a couple times...
by so pro January 16, 2011
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