Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
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Van

HE IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!

He has a pretty smile and you could talk to him all day and never get bored. He has such good music taste. You would just want run your fingers through his hair!!!!
Van is so sexy!!
by livvy poo poo June 17, 2022
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Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022
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Van Camp's

Van Camp's is an American brand of canned bean products currently owned by ConAgra Foods, Inc. Their products typically consist of beans stewed in a flavored sauce
In 1983, the brand passed to the Quaker Oats Company when it purchased Stokely-Van Camp. Quaker Oats sold Van Camp's to ConAgra in 1995.
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
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White Van

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.
Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy

White van dude: hey kids want some candy
by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020
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Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.
Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys
by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022
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vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!
if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans
by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020
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