An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021
Get the Alpha DJmug. (fictional). A person, usually a man, with the secondary gender alpha. Alphas are capable of impregnating male omegas, and are usually primarily attracted to omegas of the same gender
Depending on the work, alphas may also have a number of other non-standard traits including scent glands, knots and ruts
Depending on the work, alphas may also have a number of other non-standard traits including scent glands, knots and ruts
by arbitrary_vocabulary April 8, 2024
Get the alphamug. when someone says they are alpha think of it like a wolf, a lone wolf who is independent and doesn't need help for success. But it can also be the leader of a wolf pack.
by Urban Slang Words Defined April 28, 2024
Get the alphamug. A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Zombie Blumpkinmug. by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017
Get the I Was In Alphamug.
Get the Alphamug. Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.
Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
by fugj February 9, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug.