Bf: “I’m horny”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”
by yayayyayayayayyayaya September 17, 2023
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When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
Get the Getting Sammed mug.Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast
by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020
Get the Sam Haywood mug.Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
Get the Sam's hand mug.Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.
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