Salty Sailor

When you work up a nice ball sweat throughout the day and have a chick suck on your ballsack during fellatio; One of the many sex moves popularized by Richard Nixon

Damn woman, you sure know how to suck balls! You like that salty sailor, don't you?

by TheGiraffe March 25, 2010

Salty fruit salad

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.

During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad

by Dan Tomasello April 4, 2009

salty dick waffle

A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.

I fixed my girl a salty dick waffle yesterday

by jgunn7906 definitions August 17, 2016

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Salty Flump Sacks

Probably the worst name every for a fantasy baseball team. It makes no sense.

Who the hell are the Salty Flump Sacks? The name alone wreaks of failure.

by waldo12345 February 24, 2009

salty pee pieces

Deposits created by the mixing of urine and saltwater combined during the flushing cycle of toilet operations, which results in acement like deposit on the inner lining of drain pipes of urinal drain pipes; also a douchebag not worthy of sharing air or being peed on see period chunk

look at all of those damn salty pee pieces floating on the fllor!!...quick call carl to fix it!

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012