Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

tip polishing

glazing or fan boying over something or someone.

stop tip polishing lebron

by amiriluverr August 15, 2025

Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.

Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"

by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

snatch polish

Snatch polish is a way to hide the fishy smell of a woman's vagina

She smells great, cause of the snatch polish.

by Zkent August 5, 2017