polish blowout

When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.

Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."

by Bigboy1873 June 9, 2017

Kingdom of the Polished Rocks

A hierarchal structure that is kind of similar to a crypto rugpull in the sense that you are hyped when you get into it, and then the person at the top ruins their ties to everyone around them. An unfair system that is built on lies and silently banning people and turning them against each other.

Hey Aidan, you been in the Kingdom of the Polished Rocks recently?

No Cleor, I got shadowbanned and blocked on everything because I met a cute boy.

by Hell Man Yang July 30, 2022

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024

Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland

To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....

by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022

Polish Cut

A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.

“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!

by Morbeenus July 31, 2022

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023