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Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.
Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.
Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool
Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
/olddum countie hi skool/
Noun
Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.
Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.
Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool
Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
Person A: "What school do you go to?"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
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