Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 03, 2017

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 01, 2017

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis January 07, 2016

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

think tank of knowledge

The way my teacher describs my groups know how base.

Ms.H said to research our topic and put it in to the big think tank of knowledge.

by chuckrocks October 05, 2009

Phat-Tank

Adj. Bitter and twisted

That bloke's a bit phat-tank since he was dumped

by Mighty Red April 25, 2003

Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.

"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"

by March 11, 2022