Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Dead Server

No one shows up; no one is present.

My friend invited me to a party, but when I came, it was a dead server.

by Luteous September 9, 2025

Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.

eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!

by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

LEAL's Discord Server

The best server ever created in the entire Discord.

LEAL's Discord Server? Yes... *smirks*

by Dark Crow January 21, 2017

LEAL's Discord Server

LEAL's Discord Server is the best anime-gaming community in the entire world!

– LEAL's Discord Server?
– Yes... *nods, proudly smirking*

by Dark Crow March 15, 2017