Swag Surgery

When your rolling a blunt and you accidentally tear it or mess it up, you use papers or other layers of the blunt to patch up the tear.

"Yo roddy just fucked up that blunt man, you might need to pull some Swag Surgery so we can smoke this!"

by TheSwagSurgeon August 20, 2011

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

swag slurpin

a term for one who is jockin a persons style based on the way he/she dresses & how he/she presents himself.

Andre: yooo mah g yuh lukin mad fly son, i see yuh! fresh white tee wit d ice onn d arm & neck. 20karats onn d ear. fresh Js. & yuh rockin antiks? dats wassssup

Jabari: yuh alredi knoo! buhtt mah nigggaa B easy. yuh strtd swag slurpin onn meee.

by Eazy thaa Don July 26, 2009

Nerd Swag

The swag that nerds behold whilst doing nerdy activities.

Person A: I'm doing math problems !
Person B: You have so much nerd swag.

by nerdyswaggers June 13, 2013

hella swag

hella swag, you have so much swag that everyone around you is hella jelly . You walk past people in the hallways and they can smell the amount of swag you have. only some people are cool enough to be hella swag

juan has hella swag

Person: "wow have you seen Juan lately?"

other person: "no why?"
Person: "oh my goodness you should because he has hella swag, he's like the swag master"

Everyone wants to have as much swag as Juan

by funnyhispta May 5, 2016

Swag Slap

It is when you write swag on one of your hands and slap the shit out of someone

guy 1: Yo Jimmy I'm gonna Swag Slap you

Jimmy: bring it mofo

by jswag95 November 29, 2011

Swag Fag

An athletic douche who wears alot of name brands like Nike Puma etc. They alweays think there better than everyone and will pick on you if they dont like how you play sports.

Me:*throws ball*
Sam: Nice shot.

Swag Fag: No that wasnt you missed and you alweays miss you dick.

by spiceymonkie April 17, 2014