Life stupid

When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world

A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight

B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!

by Yourboiallen July 6, 2020

team stupid

On a road with two lanes going in the same direction team stupid drives side by side at the same speed, usually slower then the flow of traffic, and won't let anyone pass! Team stupid could also be 3 drivers on a 3 lane road... etc.

Oh look! Team stupid, holding up traffic! I flash my high beams but they won't move!

by jasonvon August 20, 2009

stupid blitz

this is the name that you call someone when they don't do something that everyone else is doing, and because of this, they miss out on something really cool happening

Gabby: I'm not going on the field trip.

*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*

Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!

by lzrdbrth225 December 19, 2010

Stupid Git

A person who is stupid and is a git

Me: I heard that joe and amelia are going out, theyre only 8
Him: Theyre in y8 not 8 you stupid git

by llhkbr69 December 16, 2016

Augmented stupidity

n. A variant of augmented reality video games in which participants do stupid things that put their lives or the lives of others in danger, all in the effort of capturing some fictional video game character to boost their self-esteem.

Pokémon Go is fast becoming the premiere augmented stupidity game in the world!

by Cashman73 July 17, 2016

stupidity ride

Successful investment technique based on recognizing a bubble or fad before other people, buying early and selling before or soon after the peak. The best stupidity riders monitor PE ratios in stocks and how much it costs to rent in real estate versus mortgage costs, and remember that if everybody is talking about this kind of investment, it's time to sell. (synonym: greed ride)

I'm taking a stupidity ride in San Diego real estate.
Too bad I missed the Google stupidity ride.
Thank you, Martha Stewart, for the stupidity ride on your loser company.

by John Marshall September 11, 2005

Stupid Stick

Paraphernalia used to smoke weed. Specifically a one hitter, blunt, doobie, bowl, or pipe.

Weed can also be referred to as "stupid"

Lets hit the Stupid Stick.

Fill up that bowl and lets hit the Stupid Stick.

Who wants to hit the Stupid Stick?

by HerkyHawkeyes November 7, 2013