stone ocean

When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.

The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.

While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.

Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?

Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"

by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016

stone pimp

verb, meaning a hardcore dude with lots of girls.

check him out he's (a)stonepimp, eatin with all those girls

by ryan January 26, 2005

Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

1. when a talentless douche comes in 2, becoming double the trouble

2. Nothing else

what a Trey Parker and Matt Stone move

by timmtimyytimmy September 3, 2020

Stonecold Cad Cad

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.

"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"

by Nick September 2, 2003

Stone Waller

This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?

John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?

Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.

by Charlotte Dennings July 22, 2011

Stone The Crows

Expression used by an old Gypsie Hag in a dream as you are driven in a car past an old dilapidated building. Later in your early teens you lie in bed fully awake and a voice in your head says "Stone The Crows".

/VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD WITHOUT YOUR DIRECTION/

STONE THE CROWS!!!!

(you wonder what that was)

by BorisMcHack October 28, 2004