by Hotcock007 October 22, 2017
After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.
Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.
by Milker Man June 25, 2020
When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
by Celenrei June 17, 2024
Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America
by SA Panther August 25, 2023
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019
A strawberry lollipop is when a girl is on her period you take her tampon and suck the blood out of it
Jim : yea my girl started her period yesterday.
Mike: bro forreal?ask her if you can try her A strawberry lollipop.
Mike: bro forreal?ask her if you can try her A strawberry lollipop.
by wigsnatchingtwigsnappingbaddy February 01, 2021
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020