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Strawberito 

A basketball warrior hailing from Berkeley, CA.
The Strawberito scored 45 points in last night's game.
Strawberito by Chest King March 14, 2009

Strawberries are red get over it 

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!

Pissed on her strawberries 

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

StrawberryClock 

The king of the portal. Famous for movies like "wordB/word", and "Dickie Mouse".
StrawberryClock put his black coat on
Started singin' a song
Actin' like James Bond
Slick but sassy, hanging out with Lassie
Drinking Martinis and being classy

strawbry 

An annoying-ass way to say "strawberry." Guaranteed to piss off employees at drive-thrus and make everyone within earshot look at you like a retard.
#1: Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?

#2: Let me get a double whopper with cheese, large fries, and a strawbry milkshake.

#1: I'm sorry, could you repeat that last item?

#2: I said I'll have strawbry milkshake, please.

(long pause)

#1: ...A *what* milkshake?

#2: Straaaawbryyyy.

(long pause)

*head explodes*
strawbry by Geto St April 12, 2011

skrawberry 

small red fruit that has lots of little seeds on it. Best when chocolate covered...minus the green part
Word on the skreet is that McDonald's SKRAWBERRY shakes kick ass.
skrawberry by bimini_blue May 21, 2003