Story

the person who i am, you are, we all are. they is me and i is you. story is my name and being hella gay is my game. don't test me or i'll steal your knees like the lorax. also dsitnf grjjiogh ;p

did you see that girl? what was her name again? story? did you hear how she ripped that guys knees off?

by story_is_gay January 20, 2022

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Work-stories

Work-Stories... , that Patrick

is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...

Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb

People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.

by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021

intercourse stories

As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.

my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories

by lalalalalalalalalala69 February 15, 2021

First story bias

Term describing a mindset of a person when they are unable to see another viewpoint/or the truth in a situation. It's when a person has heard about a "story, opinion, or report" from one person first and believes that this is the truth. This occurs when a person's mind is closed and incapable of hearing and understanding another viewpoint or report because they completely believe what they were told initially about a person or situation is the truth.

John's girlfriend believed he had cheated on her because her best friend told her she saw him with another girl. John was not with the other girl but his girlfriend had "first story bias" and felt she could not trust him anymore.

by Sueism July 18, 2019

Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.

Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.

by TheJWA August 2, 2018