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Splitter

by Qwertyasdfzxcvuiop January 25, 2021
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Splitter

When the dick is so big that it splits/rips the vagina
I didn’t let him hit because he had that splitter
by Vagenie February 2, 2021
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splittee

Someone who is sexually aroused by being split in half, either by magic trick or machete.
Where’s your partner? Oh, they’re recovering from last night. They’re quite the splittee!

What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?
by Okra Carrotte February 3, 2021
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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021
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Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth
Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the song “BDUBS”!!
by cranberrypasta February 19, 2021
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sqlits

someone that has 5 girlfriends, cute lightskin, best 2k player, he’s comp at 2k, and has a big cock
“yo he’s definitely a sqlits!”
by Sqlits March 8, 2021
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Spitsprite1

Hey @spitsprite1 hru I hope you have a nice day
by @spitsprite1 March 16, 2021
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