cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Timothy The Spider

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.

Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY

by memeaddictive2 June 16, 2023

A Spider Bite

A bad shot of dope. Possibly a miss. It causes the skin to turn red, swell, and itch. Users will typically say its a spider bite rather than admit to shooting dope.

This girl in rehabs hand is fucked up. She says it's a spider bite.

by Juicy J 1990 February 13, 2024

Spider

The worst pests ever/absolute vermin.

The guy sprayed the spider with a flamethrower.

by No Username Ideas Anymore February 20, 2022

dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022