Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....

Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess

by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases

“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020

Spider Food Obsession

The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.

Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.

by Clars800 February 23, 2021

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand

I'm quite an expert at spider typing.

by Analyst242 November 15, 2014