soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Soft tacos day

in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!

"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"

by Merkip November 30, 2021

soft scrolling

When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.

Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.

Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 2, 2022

soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat

The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n

by captainnuggts December 3, 2024

Soft

Without any rough edges.

Not as many people as the girl would like to say thought she was a bitch really did, but they could tell she was soft hearted. She was a soft, spiritual person, that was the simplest way to describe her, and to call her anything else would be to call a spade something other than a spade to make things somehow seem more positive than they were.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

soft get

UK slang phrase, to look daft or silly.

Used to define a person doing something weird or looking silly, usually when trying to appear funny to friends or family.

“Get out of it ya soft get”
“Stop it ya daft get, you look like a knobhead”

by Bugingy February 4, 2023