Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

by Enrique Emmanuel Alvaréz May 26, 2020

Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021

Kaeya Simp

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

Simp McDowell

A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.

Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!

by Robocoder35 February 17, 2020

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

simp detector

Simp definition: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Simp detector definition: scans you to see how much you are a simp for a person, thing, food, or animal

If you look up simp detector your most likely a simp or looking for young nugget O_o

by Simp detector January 18, 2021