sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.

My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.

by Billy Bob 54 August 13, 2023

Sand Mansion

A person who goes to the beach for the sole purpose of shoving sand up their butt

Johnny is dirty. #Sand Mansion

by Helvetti Teufel May 05, 2015

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell

Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.

Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

Sand Queen

A term for an unattractive female soldier who receives male attention because she is the best of the limited options available, and who then begins to believe she is actually special and desirable

Private Ramirez is a total sand queen.

by Sudo-Name November 30, 2023