story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.

I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.

by JBulls88 November 12, 2017

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 11, 2017

semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

stories girl

The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.

Mackenzie is such a stories girl.

by asdfghjksert May 17, 2016

storiful

One who is poetic in the retelling of their life's stories.

He wasn't resentful, more storiful.

by Rakmode May 13, 2016

Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016