Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.

"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"

by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012

Social Micromanaging

When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.

That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!

by MarkEwok December 29, 2011

social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.

If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.

by claybius July 26, 2011

digi-social

verb- To be overly social using the internet via blog's and social networking sights.

your so digi-social, you should come out to the bar with us.
the digi-social age began long before MySpace.
I never thought i would have a real digi-social life.

by Stretchz October 18, 2011

Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011