Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

Pump n' munch

Name used to describe a gas station in the middle of nowhere that has a hot bar or restaurant inside. Most notably known for delicious fried chicken and biscuits. Found across the south.

Ricky stopped at the Pump n' Munch for a fill-up and some fried chicken and collardz.

by BuffaloBob54 June 21, 2022

pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 12, 2005

two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps

Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come

by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016

Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.

Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.

by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008

one pump run

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.

Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!

by D Steveo November 30, 2016

Pumped up kicks

A school shooting and it’s also a meme

Dude there’s a pumped up kicks happening in that school

by Flying boys in the joke November 21, 2018