Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever

by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

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Hush puppy

Be quiet and take this puppy

I almost exposed him, then he gave me a hush puppy.

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

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ocean puppy

An ocean puppy is basically a seal being that their behavior resembles a puppy

I want an ocean puppy they’re so cute

by Rose12345678923456789 March 12, 2018

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fur puppy

An alternative word to name a person, or a thing that’s interesting. Could be used to call an extremely attractive individual, or extremely repulsive, an alternative name and/or Nickname. Could also be used to label a persons private parts as well.

-A car drives by and Jacob says “That fur puppy is nice son!”

- chaice was eating cereal straight out the frame and yelled “This fur puppy is tasty!”
- Caleb looked down at his brothers bulge and said “I can see that fur puppy through your jeans son!”

by CNastyCSwiggs November 27, 2024

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