Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 05, 2021

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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

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pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 01, 2005

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