Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 12, 2005

two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps

Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come

by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016

Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.

Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.

by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008

one pump run

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.

Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!

by D Steveo November 30, 2016

Pumped up kicks

A school shooting and it’s also a meme

Dude there’s a pumped up kicks happening in that school

by Flying boys in the joke November 21, 2018