To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original
Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
R.D: Penis pump original
Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
by Lork Banana-Larry July 05, 2021
Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.
by Will B. September 01, 2005
by anonymousfmuserc1 February 28, 2016
When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.
by CoolBreeze420 September 01, 2008
by AJAW August 18, 2004
When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
by D Steveo November 30, 2016