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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021
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pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.
Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.
by Will B. September 12, 2005
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two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps
Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come
by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016
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Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.
Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.
by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008
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pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.
by AJAW August 17, 2004
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one pump run

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!
by D Steveo November 30, 2016
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