A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.
by Shínobu December 22, 2018

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017

The True Pinnacle of Brainrot.
Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended
Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended
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by SkibidiSigmaWarrior May 28, 2024

For the ##### (In Paris) that is adick ted to fornie and is like like really pretty beutifla bad cuz my boyfin gof is an he jus slap me cusz i ain a fonie pro cuaz he is.
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by Fortnite Pro Doctor February 2, 2022

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) certainly should not be relied upon. Asked about his campaign hawking mugs featuring the photo of him pumping his fist in solidarity with the Jan. 6 crowd outside the Capitol, Hawley told HuffPost’s Arthur Delaney: “It is not a pro-riot mug.”
Meet the Urban Dictionary pro-riot mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.
by Not Arthur Schopenhauer February 16, 2022
