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a square is a cigarette or a lame person
jason: yo you got a square
michael: wtf is a square
jason: ugh, you got a cigarette? you square
michael: you calling me lame or a cigarette?
by dykeass March 18, 2019
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square neck

When using the term "square" in that context, you're emphasizing not just the rigidity or uptightness of the person, but also implying a lack of intelligence or narrow-mindedness. It's a way of criticizing someone for being closed-minded or foolish in their thinking or actions. In this usage, "square neck" would indeed be a disparaging remark implying that the person's mentality is constrained and unintelligent.
In a Conversation Among Friends:
Friend 1: "I don't understand why anyone would want to try something new. Stick with what you know, right?"
Friend 2: "Wow, what a square neck thing to say. You're really limiting yourself."

In a Workplace Setting:
Colleague 1: "We've always done it this way, and it's worked fine. There's no need to change anything."
Colleague 2: "That's such a square neck approach. We should be open to new ideas and improvements."

In a Social Media Comment Thread:
Commenter 1: "People who listen to anything other than classic rock just don't appreciate real music."
Commenter 2: "Seriously? That's the most square neck comment I've seen all day. Musical taste is subjective, dude."

Person A: "Can you believe John thinks he's so smart just because he reads a few books? What a pretentious jerk."
Person B (interrupting): "Hey, ease up. Calling someone out for trying to educate themselves is a bit square neck, don't you think? Let's encourage learning, not tear it down."

Person A: "You're just a brainwashed fool for believing in politician X's policies. Can't you see how misguided and stupid you are?"
Person B (intervening): "Hold on a second. Attacking someone's beliefs like that is beyond square neck. Just because you disagree with person's politics doesn't mean you should insult their intelligence. Let's keep this discussion civil."
by WanderlustDreamer February 29, 2024
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squaring

when four people suck eachothers dicks in a chain forming a square
me and the boys had an erotic squaring session while camping
by Tyler miatke July 9, 2021
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Alexander is Square

He's square, thats kinda it...
by BrightHamm3r October 22, 2020
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Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.
Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.
by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011
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Forbidden Square

Four guys or gals, two laying on their bellys two on their backs alternating in a square pattern, all while giving and receiving blowjobs.
Wow those four harley riders look like they love the forbidden square.
by Idiot#43 July 23, 2022
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square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
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